ACTUALLY, in my defense, photo numero two above is a man’s. Not a particularly svelte, slender or feminine man either. That was a sentence fragment, by the way, which is why, if you consider my mother’s opinion to be correct (and who wouldn’t?), I’ve never had much hope of a career as a professional writer.

All that aside, I’m glad I’m still on your list — we should keep in touch more often.

R.

Good to know, about the Buttcrack. However, I notice that the cracks in your exemplary photos are all svelte, slender, female cracks – not pudgy, hairy, blue-collar-guy cracks. Truth in reporting…or photographer’s bias?? (Hm.) Anyway, I’m glad I don’t follow fashion – I don’t know if I’m ready to jump on that bandwagon just yet.

Don’t be a stranger – you’re still one of my top-ten favorite people, you know.