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…because where else can you find Herb flavored Trident, and Chocolate flavored Dentyne?

Actually, maybe you can find that anywhere — it’s just that in Dallas I never find myself at a place offering a bunch of it at the till. 

Speaking of tills, the room safe is a new model.  It’s about the standard size of a room safe and slightly smaller than the average till.   So, figure, maybe, 1 foot by 1 foot (although, admittedly, it is pretty deep.)   Nevertheless, after 14 mostly sleepless hours trying to get here, I found myself intrigued with the notion of exactly what audience they had in mind when they plastered the inside door with the warning sticker:   “WARNING – DANGER OF SUFFOCATION”