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"I don’t know, she has some sort of misplaced trust in your ability to behave in social settings."

–  One of my clients (the one I usually quote).   Re:   My recounting of the "work function" at which I sat (unknowingly) next to my fiances boss and, well, you can imagine what a nightmare that turned out to be.

"No problem.   I like ‘funny people’."

– my fiances boss in response to her (the fiances) attempt at damage control over my ‘ability to behave’ the night before.